Featured Reviews

1. Despite the well-written description, the host clearly was not the one responsible as he spoke exactly ZERO English. I honestly don’t know what language he spoke — it was really unintelligible.

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2. My buddy stayed here and never returned. Despite the amenities, stay at your own risk.

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3. Dont come here if you are vegan!

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4. Feet got a little cold at night, bedrooms get draft so bring an extra blanket. Ample space to spread out, which was nice. Certainly roomier than what can be seen in pictures.

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5. My friend did not return home so what I’m thinking is this place is SO GOOD that he had to stay, booking a room as we speak will let you know how lovely it is 😀

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6. The high ceilings are to die for, but in all honesty the proprietor could stand to spring for a humidifier. When I woke up I was extremely parched and had quite the bloody nose. The price was reasonable to the point that I would say it costs an arm but not a leg.

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7. a little lukewarm on this place

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8. Fresh food. Gracious host, willing to lend a hand when needed. Minimalist decorations.

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9. Great place for people who love the cold. My wife did not like it, she’s more of a beach person. The only downside…no flushing toilet.

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10. Open floor plan is nice, but the heater seems to be broken. Felt like a walk-in cooler at times.

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11. Stayed here while on a skiing trip. The accommodations were large but never gave us respite from the frigid Hoth conditions. The proprietor needs to get that heat working!

    Also the bed was a bit different. Apparently hanging from the ceiling in ice blocks is good for your back.

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12. Phew! I thought this place smelled bad on the outside…

    Next time, I’m going to the Dagobah System.

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13. Pretty sparsely decorated – more of the modern Scandanavian motif. Did not enjoy – host is too cheap to maintain the heat there.

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14. The food wasn’t bad, however hanging upside down to sleep is not my idea of comfort

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15. This place was perfect for our summer vacation from Tatooine! Lots of cold air and great meals!(Mostly meat though) I had only one problem though, in the morning all my stuff was covered in the fur of last nights dinner and was also covered in ice. Not a great place for pets.

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16. The place was great, and so was the food. It was all meat and the only animals in probably 20 miles were humans besides the Host.

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17. Terrible place!

    I admit I haven’t stayed here myself, but one of my best friends did and I had to pick him up in the middle of the night because he couldn’t bear another moment with the ill-mannered host. He would (and I quote) ‘rather freeze to death on Hoth’s icy cold surface than stay another minute with that monster’ (the ‘monster’ being the host).
    That says a lot about this place.

    Stay clear!

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18. this place is really c..ooo.lldd, i am fr..oo..z

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19. Cold & rudimentary accomdation but beggars can’t be choosers, I guess. Not sure about the snow cones at all

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20. So comfy you won’t get out for weeeks!!

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