Host

Boba Fett

The best sleep you’ll ever have

Various

Rating: 4/5 stars

  • Private compartment

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200 Per Night

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About this listing

Memory foam’s got nothing on this! A serene sleeping arrangement, uniquely personalized to your body shape.


Description

Getting Around

Once you check in, the host is happy to shuttle you around Outer Rim territories for a fee.

Things to Do

Limited.

Other Things to Note

A great way to pass the time.


 

Note: Side effects may include but are not limited to temporary stiffness, muscle weakness, numbness, deafness, blindness and/or confusion. And in, like, suuuuuper rare cases, death.

Reviews & Ratings

Rating: 4/5 stars

Location

Rating: 4/5 stars

Activities

Rating: 1/5 stars

Host

Rating: 5/5 stars

Featured Reviews

  1. Host is a big prankster. I woke up in a different place than where I went to sleep and my clothes were all wet. It was weird.

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  2. DO NOT BOOK

    Apparently, the freezing process wasn’t designed for use on humans.
    Before I had time to object, I was pushed inside the freezing chamber!
    Despite the abrupt entrance, I did have a rather peaceful sleep

    The real problems started when I woke up.
    I was exhausted, weak, dehydrated, dizzy, and blind – I couldn’t see.
    I was also a little hazy about how I’d even got there in the first place.

    Thankfully, a kind young lady helped get me some medical attention.
    Only then did I find out that I wasn’t in the same place I started out.
    It cost me a small fortune to make my way back home as I was in no state to fly.

    I’ve repeatedly tried to contact the host, but he is not responding to my messages.
    AVOID!

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    11
  3. This place was transformative! It was extraordinarily peaceful and probably the best sleep I’ve ever had. It really changed my view.

    5
    11
  4. I used to try meditation all the time but I could never quite find my groove. Think of this as “Forced Meditation” but without having to stop to use the bathroom. Two thumbs up!

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  5. WAY better than a sensory deprivation float chamber, and cheaper too.

    They charged me the same price despite I only used up half the space though :/

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  6. My cousin recommended this place to me so I decide to check it out. I get there and I walk into this weird room where I am placed into this giant steam pit. Next thing I know I’m waking up and I’m BLIND! It wears off, but I was super refreshed.

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  7. The concierge has some weird kind of skin dread, I wonder if it’s contagious. Terrible music in the lobby, and had to hear a rodent laughing the entire time in the next room.

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  8. A bit boutique-ie if you ask me. I was told to book it if I was into a hard rock experience. I thought, sure – I’m a music fan. Not what I was expecting. But still, its a cultural experience – and if you can get over the host’s gruff demeanor – you won’t be disappointed.

    Pro Tip: Tipping is not required!

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    0
  9. It was a very relaxing experience until I woke up blind. Went to complain the the host, but I heard he moved to some place called “the Sarlacc pit”. Sounds shady…

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  10. Although I got uninterrupted sleep, it was very cold.
    Thermostat was badly placed, and totally inaccessible.

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About the Host, Boba Fett

Boba Fett is fairly reserved and soft-spoken, but his Mandalorian armour is on fleek. For a good time, ask him about his Wookiee scalps.